I got married to my wife and we
never fought for 25 years
of our marriage.

Yesterday, a friend asked me how i had managed to make it possible.

This Is the reason:
“We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
😏My wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell down.
She got up,patted the horse’s back and said
“This is your first time”😏

After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
“This is your second time”

The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I Was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . .”Are you crazy! What’s wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?

She smiled😊 at me and said
“This is your first time”🙄😏

Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth do Pim.🤦😂🤣😂🤣

Laugh small!